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Old Jan 31, 2008, 10:59 AM // 10:59   #1
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Hey guys, fancy a laugh at eachother's expense? If so, then post your most embarrasing moments here! It could be in real-life or something that happened to you in GW, whatever it is, we want to know!

My most embarrasing moment had to be when I was twelve, I was walking my dog, when all of a sudden he starts to poo all over somebody's driveway. Anyway, I don't have any bags so I have to walk him across the drive, and carry on as though nothing has happened, but unfortunately for me, my dog leaves a trail of poo all across this guy's driveway...
I'd hate to be there, when he saw that trial...
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 11:06 AM // 11:06   #2
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Nobody willing to share?

Oh dear...
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 11:18 AM // 11:18   #3
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okay, willing to share.
Girls: NEVER wear a long skirt while you're cycling. My skirt got trapped in my wheel, so I was suddenly riding in my underwear. Luckily, no one was on the street to see it, except for a married couple who kindly helped me get back home...
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 11:33 AM // 11:33   #4
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First time having sex is never really the least embarrasing moment in a young guys life. And mine was no exception, I was a little shy the first time I had sex. 2nd time? the nerves were all gone and it just bets better and better for both me and my girlfriend.
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 11:45 AM // 11:45   #5
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first time sex
my gf at that time didn't want to wait so i just had it along the side of the woods T_T
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 11:47 AM // 11:47   #6
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First time having sex ...

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I was all alone
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 11:53 AM // 11:53   #7
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Wish you didn't share this stuff.....
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 12:18 PM // 12:18   #8
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Well, no one ordered you to read it :P You brought this on yerself
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 01:26 PM // 13:26   #9
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The way back from Games Day last year, on a very dark, warm coach. I try not to sleep, or even rest my eyes, while travelling as it tends to mess with my travel-sickness resistance (as in, I lose it). So anyway Craig bounds down the coach to speak to one of the others (I think it was J), and then quickly bounds away again. I spent the next couple of miles retching, but not vomiting, from the awful smell he left. Fart jokes are not funny...

Needless to say, at least ten minutes from the end of the journey, those gingerbread cookies and sandwiches I ate no longer want to be digested. Good thing there were rubbish bags there
Sadly there was no water for me to wash my mouth with *sigh*

/sarcasm on
I just love being the only girl on the coach back from Birmingham.
/sarcasm off

A five hour coach journey is no fun.
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 01:34 PM // 13:34   #10
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First time having sex ...

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I was all alone
Last time you have sex will be no different

I'm not sharing lol not the right forum for such a thread to get interesting
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 01:38 PM // 13:38   #11
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First time having sex ...

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I was all alone
I've been married for 30 years - YOU END UP WHERE YOU STARTED
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 01:40 PM // 13:40   #12
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s'ok monty is like 70, he knows a thing or 2 about being married
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 02:06 PM // 14:06   #13
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When I was 5 I pissed myself does that count?

I think thats the only time I was genuinely embarassed.

Now if we talk Awkward moments.....
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 03:22 PM // 15:22   #14
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Ok then, embarrasing or awkward moments.
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 03:25 PM // 15:25   #15
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Anyone got anymore?

There must be more out there!
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 03:53 PM // 15:53   #16
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Ok then, embarrasing or awkward moments.
Awkward eh?

Girl comes up and sits beside me in french. opens her notebook and shows me a picture she drew of 2 rabbits screwing.

Or When the fat kid farted out loud right beside me in grade 5.

Or when im at my cousins funeral everyones crying but Im standing their feeling nothing because I didn't know him >.>
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 03:58 PM // 15:58   #17
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Anyone got anymore?

There must be more out there!
Oh I know! I am embarrased to see people who wait 3-10 minutes DOUBLE POST a pointless post instead of editing their previous one!


Srsly... Edit is your friend, no need to double post, besides you don't even get +1 here...
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 04:39 PM // 16:39   #18
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i was dancing alone in Yahnur Market with my monk. And because that place is normally empty i took off my fow armor. For a few minutes i was dancing with just underwear on, then someone came in. i felt so embarrassed. i haven't signed on with my monk since
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 04:45 PM // 16:45   #19
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That's no embarrassing - that's fun!



This is all I feel like sharing on the subject!
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 04:59 PM // 16:59   #20
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okay, willing to share.
Girls: NEVER wear a long skirt while you're cycling. My skirt got trapped in my wheel, so I was suddenly riding in my underwear. Luckily, no one was on the street to see it, except for a married couple who kindly helped me get back home...
ROFL! Omg that really sucks, but good laugh.

I think my most embarrassing Guild Wars moment was when I accidentally copy/pasted a link to a picture of me in the main chat, instead of my sell message.

As for real life, I guess it was when I crashed my grandparents car into a wall when I was 14, long story short; They went on vacation and I thought I could drive back then.
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